The Tales of the Sea Fearing Sailor

animal pictures, people watching remarks, and descriptions of my new hobby of getting beat sporting weekly
I have the weirdest boner

I have the weirdest boner

there we go 

my facebook has now become 30% more confusing because everyone is the same :D 

there we go 

my facebook has now become 30% more confusing because everyone is the same :D 

i was at the hose-petal getting my shoulder checked out cause its been a-botherin’ me aka sudden onset stabbing agony of hell and the doctor i saw had a minor freakout because of my nail polish she though i had some sort of hideous fungus on my nails it was a good thing i was wearing a hat if she saw my purple hair she may have had a meltdown 

one of these things is not like the other 

if it wasnt obvious the season opener for derby is coming up 

one of these things is not like the other 

if it wasnt obvious the season opener for derby is coming up 

Linearts for breakfast (Taken with instagram)

Linearts for breakfast (Taken with instagram)

It’s scary how much my life’s changed in the past 6 weeks . I’ve gotten closer to my teammates I’ve meet a special someone I got a job . It’s just really weird

i just noticed the captain bears an uncanny resemblance to bayonetta . captain despite being very high on my personal awesome scale has raised her own bar 

just got this off my phone , how weird 

just got this off my phone , how weird 

i got new fishes today

two tetras mello and near the predecessors to the now deceased L 

a silver shark named buxton and and orange tailed shark named findley  

they joined my giant speckled green plecostamus/monster of the sea the kraken , he is not pleased  

i may not live till tomorrow 

Here’s a nasty photo of the fwb and I the night we met we were  soooo loaded

Here’s a nasty photo of the fwb and I the night we met we were soooo loaded